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In which Moth fails to be moved by the Friend Zone Anthem
So... maybe this guy should try asking out someone he actually likes sometime. It's a nice thought, anyway. I might've thrown up a little when I figured out that you're supposed to sympathize with him, though. -
I want to read the rest of this, but I don't want to sign up for this mailing list nonsense...
This just in: losing your virginity isn't super magic sparkles.
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait ( Read more... ) -
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Of course, now that I have an "Oll raight!", I need the opposite - keyboard cat. -
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Leonard Cohen should do a melancholstagic song called "Play Me Off, Keyboard Kitteh", and it should be about DEATH in old age.
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In which Moth is lazy
Ok, I need more icons. I should probably do this myself, because I'm finicky and might reject what you give me, but give me some icons anyway. Here's what I need ( Read more... )
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